“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.”

Don’t be serious, be sincere.

Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.

I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.

The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you

The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.

The pretty girl is always right.

Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

I don’t see myself as a documentary photographer. I am more drawn to the image itself, rather than to the description of a scene. And, anyway, every image only halfway represents reality, whereas the other half is rather, more or less, fulfilling our imagination.

Managers need to create what I call “customer pictures,” verbal descriptions of customers that highlight the key customer characteristics and make those customers come alive.

I doubt whether I ever read any description of scenery which gave me an idea of the place described.

Words, when well chosen, have so great a force in them, that a description often gives us more lively ideas than the sight of things themselves.

Damn description, it is always disgusting.

Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you’ve…um…entertained his wife.

I have nothing to tell except travellers’ stories, which are always tiresome, like the description of a play which was very exciting to those who saw it.

Government machinery has been described as a marvelous labor saving device which enables ten men to do the work of one.