The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
CHETAN BHAGATCertificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
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But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
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Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
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In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
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The pretty girl is always right.
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Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
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In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It’s never easier to live being as weaker one!
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day.
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When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
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Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.
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All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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