The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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