Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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