They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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