Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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