Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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