They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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