All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELYou have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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