I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
CASEY STENGELThey told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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