I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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