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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.

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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Drive Fellas Let Like Run Them Three Two
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Ball Drink Found Game Many Milkshake One Say Some Star Whiskey
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Advance Club Desire Go Keep Longer No Program Put Service Told Want Young
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Else Get Hit Home Manage Paid Someone
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Baseball Else Hit Home No Paid Pitcher Run Someone
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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According Dangerous Height Hitter Intension Such
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Get Got Out Seven Twenty Win
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Another Easy Find Get Good Player Story Team
The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Grow Old Trick
There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Come Every Had Life Man Plenty Them Time
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Been Before Exist Game Hundred Know Lose never New One Way Year
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Among Catch Country Good Hundred Million Them Two
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Regarding Future Make never Prediction
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Ball Know Spit Spitball Sure Throw
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Baseball Hurt Look Night Player Professional Stay Woman
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Friend Like Many Meet So Use Wonderful

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