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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.

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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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According Alphabetically Everybody Height Line Up
I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Bad From Got Midnight Noon Player Tell Watch
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Chance Get Gotta Learn Midnight Worth
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Been Before Exist Game Hundred Know Lose never New One Way Year
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Argue Arm Kiss Little One Put Trouble Umpire Women
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Ball Know Spit Spitball Sure Throw
There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Come Every Had Life Man Plenty Them Time
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Especially Regarding Future Make never Prediction
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Among Catch Country Good Hundred Million Them Two
Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Around Go Keep Like Pennant Season Son Try Win You
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Always Atop Good Hit Pitch Versa Vice
If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Army Get If Let Out See Smart So
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Ball Drink Found Game Many Milkshake One Say Some Star Whiskey
The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Blame Focus Frustration Keep Look Only Regardless Thing Unhappiness When
You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Cane Hobbling Mound Out Picher Take
The team has come along slow but fast.
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Along Come Fast Slow Team

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