They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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