All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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