Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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