They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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