Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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