I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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