You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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