Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELYou got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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