I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELYou got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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