Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELDon’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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