Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELDon’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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