I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELAll blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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