Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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