Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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