The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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