Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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