The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELTwo hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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