If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELGood pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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