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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Brendan Behan

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

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