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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

Brendan Behan

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

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