I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANI am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHANNew York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHANA man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANOther people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHANNothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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