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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.

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