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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

Brendan Behan

I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined

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