There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHANI am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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