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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

Brendan Behan

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Addiction Country Enough Irish People
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Fighting Men Two Woman
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cost General Living Mind War
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Down Firsts Let
You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Contempt Jailer Prison
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

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