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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

Brendan Behan

There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Inspire Men Role Models
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Family Forgive Men Mother
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World

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