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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

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