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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Determination Men Suicide
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Saint Theatre Two Years
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Criticism Editors Funny
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

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