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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

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