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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

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