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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

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