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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

Brendan Behan

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Born Country Irish People Years
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.

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