This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENANWhen’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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