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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Bobby Heenan

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling

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