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Bobby Heenan

Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN

Fun Game Jobs Love
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dad Home Mom
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania

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