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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Bobby Heenan

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Coffee Fight Game Guy Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two

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