I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENANI asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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