What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENANI asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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