If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENANThe two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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