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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Bobby Heenan

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Phrases School Want
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Iron Rings Wrestlemania
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Blind Fight Game Wrestling
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Cities Fall Limits
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Funny Window Wwe
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Chasing Eye Game
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling

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