[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENANThe two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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