The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENANThe two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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