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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

Bobby Heenan

When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Fight Game Kids Three Use Wrestling
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Believe Sports Wwe
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENAN

Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

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