This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANYou’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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