The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENANI know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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