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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

Bobby Heenan

When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
BOBBY HEENAN

Lasts Saws Wrestling
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Hawaii People State
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN

Moving Trying Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cheating Successful Wwe
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fifty Mouths Pounds
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENAN

Curtain Missing Motels
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENAN

Cards Looks Wrestling
I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENAN

Believe Sports Wwe
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENAN

Cities Fall Limits
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng

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