He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENANI know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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