It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
BOB SAGETI like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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