It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Everyone I love I pay.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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