You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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