I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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