I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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