Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
BOB SAGETBob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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