Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGETPaul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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