If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
BOB SAGETPaul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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