They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGETPaul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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