A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETA lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETI am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
BOB SAGETI love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGETI love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETMy wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETI become a chameleon for wherever I am.
BOB SAGETThe squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETI’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETEveryone I love I pay.
BOB SAGETThe selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
BOB SAGETMy humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
BOB SAGETConcerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
BOB SAGETI have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
BOB SAGETNobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGET