The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETI will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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