Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
BOB SAGETI was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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