It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
BOB SAGETIt was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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