It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
BOB SAGETIt was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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