Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
BOB SAGETMy humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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