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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Bob Saget

My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Fart Father Stuck
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Penguins People Want
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Fire Light People
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Dad Escape Humor Kind Study Stuff
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Dad Dollar Funny Mom Sex
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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Interviews Littles People
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Beautiful Nice Reckless
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Day Good Reading Sunday
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Choices Done Procrastination

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

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