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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Bob Saget

Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Apology Stuff Vintage
The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Children Secret Way
It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Smart Teacher Yoga
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Kindness Necessity Virtue
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Friend Learn Lying
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
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Fire Light People
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Fishes Nothing Pieces
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Cry Favorite Song Thinking
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Fool Men Wise
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
BOB SAGET

Dad Dark House
If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Car Die Kids Saving Want
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Country People Two Wii
I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Case Feel Level Mother Something

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

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