I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGETFriend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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