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  • Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
  • Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
  • Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
  • Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
  • Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
  • Bob Saget Quote - My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.

Bob Saget

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

    Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

    Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case. Download This Image

    I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - 25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene. Download This Image

    25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

    A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club. Download This Image

    I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

    My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.

    Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

    I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. Download This Image

    It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

    They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.

    When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.

    I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.

    I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

    I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

    BOB SAGET
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Bob Saget Quote - I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

    I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

    BOB SAGET

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