Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
BOB SAGETMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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