All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
BO BURNHAMI’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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