I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
BO BURNHAMI think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
-
-
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
BO BURNHAM -
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
BO BURNHAM -
Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
BO BURNHAM -
I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
BO BURNHAM -
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
BO BURNHAM -
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
BO BURNHAM -
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
BO BURNHAM -
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
BO BURNHAM -
I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
BO BURNHAM -
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
BO BURNHAM -
What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
BO BURNHAM -
I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
BO BURNHAM -
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
BO BURNHAM







