I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
BO BURNHAMI think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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