Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
BO BURNHAMI think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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