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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

Bo Burnham

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Fifteen Funny Humor
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Donkey Funny Giants Humor
There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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Country Funny Humor Long Met People
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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Funny Guy Humor
Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Country Guy Impression People
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Designer Funny Humor Love You
It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Character Names Play
People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Geneticist Giving People Real
Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Isquaring Numbers Thirteen
The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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Strong Struggle Thinking
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Fake Kings Talent
The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Eras Golden Thinking
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Best Laughter Medicine
I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Kids Singing Song
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Comedians Men Say Anything
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Funny Humor Intelligent

The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

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