Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
BO BURNHAMThe strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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