I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
BO BURNHAM“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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