Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
BO BURNHAMIf you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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