Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
BO BURNHAMIf you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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