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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

Bo Burnham

There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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Country Funny Humor Long Met People
I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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Interested Real Scary Thinking
The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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Dark Laughing Light
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Average Person Tube
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Funny Humor Locks Safe
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Close College Comedy Going
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Funny Said Staring Stop
We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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Blue Country Moon People
It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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Character Names Play
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
$Bo Burnham Quote - I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.$

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don’t have a great ear. It’s like a tragedy – I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Ability Math Music People Pretty
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Cancer Funny Humor
Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Funny Humor Parent
If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Beliefs Hateful People
I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Actors Comedian Enough Good Thinking

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