Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
BO BURNHAMI’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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