“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
BO BURNHAMIt’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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