When life gets you down, make a comforter!
BO BURNHAMI never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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