Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
BO BURNHAMI never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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