Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
BO BURNHAMI never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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