Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
BO BURNHAMI never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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