I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMI never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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