Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
BO BURNHAMI love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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