Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
BO BURNHAMAll you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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