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Bo Burnham

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Jesus Land Water
I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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Interested Real Scary Thinking
The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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Strong Struggle Thinking
Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Country Guy Impression People
I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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Endearing Generation Just Say Sustainable Trying
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Deer Necks Saws
My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Lovely People Trying
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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Fake Kings Talent
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Balls Funny Humor Person Two
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Bears Beliefs Bipolar Mets
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Favors Littles Thinking
I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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Funny Humor Locks Safe
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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Bible Jesus Kindness
People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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People Self Thinking
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Best Laughter Medicine

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