Where are all the sour patch parents?
BO BURNHAMLaughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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