I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
BO BURNHAMLaughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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