Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
BO BURNHAMWhere are all the sour patch parents?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you’re on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don’t want to be onstage looking like a robot,
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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