I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
BO BURNHAMIf comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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