Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
BO BURNHAMIf comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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