I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
BO BURNHAMWhen I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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