I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMWhen I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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I just think they aren’t true. I’m saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don’t know if I’m doing that, but I’m trying.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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I don’t try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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