The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
BO BURNHAMIf I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don’t.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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What’s that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I’ll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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