And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
BO BURNHAMIf I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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Postmodern comedy doesn’t work well with very old audiences, because it’s making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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